Thread:FUNNYRANDOMNESS5112/@comment-5733548-20130329053239/@comment-5733548-20130331090757

nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit....whaaa........maybe this is what will suit your taste :P i dont knowits been stuck in my head for days......IM SERIOUS.....i can still hear it *faint music* stargate ubisoft SPARKLE....a white matrix pick a date then faaaaaade...and people say rome wasnt built in a daaaaaaaaaaay-AH  (bloom transition).The birds get the hell out of theree... Because they know something's going down...Is he gonna die...NO, it's a medium shot.....(here is where it starts to get nice) paaaan,zoom and slow-mo means that he is the TARGET!....Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance)take a second to look AWESOME TIME TO GO walk in slow- motion so you still look AWESOME Guard just saw you and hes gonna shoot you but dont mind him just keep looking awesome that shadow will take care of him! WHITE!!! Guard says stop just kill him with your AWESOME the other got hit by an arrow so your good PART THE RED SEA!! Hopefully those guards have good armor,No they don't Maybe they do...THEEEEY DOOONN'T! Now act like you didn't do it, (They're not buying it) (starts to get even better)Target comes out of his shelter, He's distracted by a feather,He's like "SHOOT ME!", He likes feathers, He looks up when he remembers... "Ooh, I LOVE birds!"Nod at the bird and people die, Everywhere people die. Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE!!! Target sends horsemen to die. KILL THE HORSE, The rider falls down, KILL THE RIDER, The rider falls down... Target's still fine. Target nods and some other guards That were hiding in pillars COME OUT! And then take their formation Then target pulls out his sword Then goes to smell his sword (Not sure why!). (GETS EVEN BETTER) well you find out the greatest part on your own :P