Thread:DragonTan1/@comment-7942455-20130618035437/@comment-7942455-20130629124105

Ok here's the thread I just posted, we will see how long it lasts! ( this one is for you and Hamadrys!) it's big so I'll just paste and not do a screen shot.

Yes! Elephants are awesome! And rules are very important! Rules protect us and allow us the freedom to enjoy ourselves without fear! However, rules, http://forums.storm8.com/forumdisplay.php?6-Forum-Rules-amp-Policies, are sometimes long and hard to understand. I would like to request a condensed, unofficial,set of rules be posted here in the DS forum for easier access and understanding by us laypeople and "DS nerds" ( quote from The Sicilian) and be made a sticky.

I started something like this once, but due to the fact that I posted it in the Parity Thread, I realize that it was unfair as it was not available to those who do not go there. I used this as the basis of my understanding of proper behaviour in the forum:

Asimov's laws of Robotics 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

So, I said "1. A forum user must not injure Tlava( or it's bank accounts) or through inaction allow Tlava to come to harm. 2. A forum user must obey Tlava......( that's it, just must obey) 3. A forum user may not protect their own existence. They exist only by TLava's sufferance and existence will be revoked at any hint of conflict with rule 1 or 2!"

http://forums.storm8.com/showthread.php?49306-Feedback-Android-parity-discussion-Part-3&p=643366#post643366

I realized also that this was not broad enough so I would like to add to them in order to cover the entire DS community.

Revised Laws of Team Lava Forum Behaviour iOS specific: 1. Enjoy the game! With all it's features and dragons, most of which you can get for free, the rest, at least you can get! 2. Be happy and grateful to Team Lava! They know what you need and will provide it to you whether you think it's what you want or not! 3. Above all else, DO NOT presume to mock, poke fun at, or question Team Lava practices, staff, or policies. DO NOT hint at, guess at, or state any ways or means you THINK you may have figured out to outwit Team Lava or the game. DO NOT question, just obey.

Android specific: (Please be advised that DS on Android does not contain all dragons and features available to other (iOS ) version of the game. There is no set date when this will change) 1. Take what you get and be glad you got it. If you want more feel free to spend large amounts of real money! 2. Keep your frustrations and complaints in the Parity Thread. Those that you do post must be kept polite no matter how unfairly you believe you are being treated. DO NOT repeat yourself. DO NOT acknowledge posts by any one who may be breaking rules. DO NOT post speculation, rumours or theories as to why parity is not being achieved. 3. Above all else, DO NOT presume to mock, poke fun at, or question Team Lava practices, staff, or policies. DO NOT hint at, guess at, or state any ways or means you THINK you may have figured out to outwit Team Lava or the game. DO NOT question, just obey.

As I've stated these are just examples of simplified wordings of rules and policies that might be posted in a sticky for a quick and easy way to check if your post will be acceptable. I'm sure that someone on TLava could do a much better job on the wording, if it were to be accepted as a good idea. Thank you!