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[http://www.dontpanic.co.vu/music what the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little heck? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in bird school, and ive been involved in numerous meetings with parents, and i have over 300 confirmed students. i am trained in bird swearing and im the top bird in the entire US bird forces. you are nothing to me but another angry parent. i will wipe u the heck out with precisions of the likes that have never been seen before outside of bird school, mark my hecking words. you think you can get away with saying that heck to me over the internet? think again u lil hecky. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of birds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, u little worm. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing called your life. your hecking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can curse at you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare wings. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed swearing, but i have access to the entire copypasta of the United States Bird Force and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable non-swearing practices off the face of the continent, u little hecky. if only you could have known what kind of aviary swearing your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you hecking idiot. i will heck fury all over you and you will burn in it. your hecking dead, kiddo.]